State of Colorado Announces Wook Relocation Program

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Colorado has announced a sweeping program that will aim to reduce the density of wooks in their state. The initiative is set to launch in January 2022, and will sponsor the relocation of wooks who opt-in, transporting them to states nearby states such as Nebraska, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Utah, and Kansas.

The state will be responsible for the wook’s traveling costs, and will provide them with a $5,000 check. There will be a maximum of 50 relocations per month, with an intense application process that checks your Spotify playlists and also requires a drug test (although we’re not sure if a positive or negative result is required).

For more information, or if you feel like you qualify for the relocation program, follow this link here.